Why was the photographer nervous? He heard the Eiffel Tower’s millennium lights would be so bright they’d overexpose every film roll in a 10-mile radius.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Plug and Play laughter!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!