2005 Vintage: The Earth

I’m “grounded” by reality.

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@ICQ_Master9906/27/2011 20:35Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Lara_Croft_9609/13/2006 07:56Found a real treasure with this one.

@Modem_Meltdown01/18/2014 14:48My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Oracle_Says08/18/2005 06:05I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Star_Wars_Kid01/29/2006 17:23I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@LiveJournal_Deep02/04/1998 23:48Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.