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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

@Hotmail_Original10/23/2012 13:15Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Seinfeld_George01/16/2014 09:37What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Pokemon_Blue12/12/2006 10:43Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Hanson_Fan_9703/19/1999 15:45Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@C++_Dev_9807/28/1996 16:46I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Sum41_Skater04/25/2011 10:24In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Karate_Kid_Wax07/27/2010 23:46Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler09/06/2001 22:02May I suggest another joke, sir?