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2005 Classic: The Dwight Schrute

 “False. One light bulb is sufficient, but I have already replaced it with a heat lamp to grow beets in the kitchen.”

Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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@CSS_Master_9903/26/2007 05:38Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Voodoo_3dfx05/08/2006 08:45The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
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@Face_Palm_0112/05/2005 10:02Classic. Simply classic.
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