2002 Archive: The DVD Player

Why did the blonde try to put a DVD in her toaster? She heard it was a “hot” new format.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

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A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »

A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/21/2013 16:12I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Rewritable_CD09/17/2014 10:26I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Starship_Troopers01/19/2006 21:53I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Goonies_Never_D04/17/2003 07:02Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Anchorman_Ron07/26/2004 13:15I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/05/2008 11:43You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!