Why did the lawyer get the Amazon Echo? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “talked” to it with any respect.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
The highest note of humor!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.