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2015 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the Amazon Echo? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “talked” to it with any respect.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
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Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
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 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
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The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
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 Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
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In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
 A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
 Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor11/20/1998 09:40I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Home_Alone_Kevin11/12/2008 04:56Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Diva_Plavalaguna03/13/2005 14:26The highest note of humor!
@StoneCold_31607/21/1999 12:47And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@White_Goodman_G05/02/2013 15:46We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Brick_Tamland_L10/18/2009 17:01I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Loituma_Girl07/31/1995 21:24Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Second_Life_Avy12/26/2015 03:32In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Smosh_Old_School05/24/2015 15:25Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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