Why did the blonde use her floppy disk as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her desk from stains.
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1. 2007 Legacy: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a "fan" of the cooling syst... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a "fan" of the cooling syst... read more »
2. Why did the blonde get so…
Why did the blonde get so excited about the jigsaw puzzle? It said "2-4 years" on the box and she... read more »
Why did the blonde get so excited about the jigsaw puzzle? It said "2-4 years" on the box and she... read more »
3. Why did the blonde bring a balloon to the interview?
She wanted to "rise" to the occasion. read more »
She wanted to "rise" to the occasion. read more »
4. 2022 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a "microchip."Part of ... read more »
5. 2010 Vintage: The MySpace
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to "customize her profile."Part of the 5... read more »
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to "customize her profile."Part of the 5... read more »
6. 2009 Legacy: The FarmVille Obsession
Why did the blonde try to put a real tractor in her living room? She heard her "FarmVille" crops... read more »
Why did the blonde try to put a real tractor in her living room? She heard her "FarmVille" crops... read more »
7. Why did the blonde refuse to…
Why did the blonde refuse to play cards? She was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand. read more »
Why did the blonde refuse to play cards? She was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand. read more »
8. Why did the blonde put a sweater on her computer?
Another classic American blonde joke for you:She heard it had too many windows open. read more »
Another classic American blonde joke for you:She heard it had too many windows open. read more »
9. Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
I just heard this one and it's too good not to share:She thought the '911' on the side meant it w... read more »
I just heard this one and it's too good not to share:She thought the '911' on the side meant it w... read more »
10. Why did the blonde bring a net to the bank?
Check out this hilarious blonde moment:She wanted to catch some cash. read more »
Check out this hilarious blonde moment:She wanted to catch some cash. read more »
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