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2009 Vintage: The Diamond

 I’m “hard.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_301/30/2002 19:42Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Geocities_Neighbor09/07/1997 11:23Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Friends_Lover09/04/2013 11:02Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Incredibles_Dash12/25/2003 19:52That was super fast and super funny!
@CRT_Degauss03/05/2006 14:03BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Oracle_Says07/22/1998 11:41I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Map_Maker_X02/23/1998 11:37The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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