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2001 Archive: The Diagnosis 2

“You have ‘Nokia Neck’ from looking down at your phone to play Snake all day.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level07/12/1999 17:58There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Clueless_Cher07/22/1995 04:08As if! This is too funny.
@Zoolander_Derek01/13/1996 09:36What is this? A joke for ants?
@Binary_Boy01/25/2000 05:0501001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Get_Flash_Player12/14/2011 08:37Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Bebo_Lover_0502/12/2014 23:49Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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