Why were they the “All-Star Team”? Because their roster had so many Hall of Famers that the bench had a higher combined IQ than most NASA departments.
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Why so serious? Read this joke!
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Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Classic. Simply classic.