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1995 Classic: The Desperado Cool

Why Antonio Banderas? For proving that a guitar case full of guns is the only accessory a 1995 action star truly needs.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer01/23/2013 05:44Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@SoundBlaster_1604/24/1995 08:46I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/15/1999 22:46What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@BBS_Sysop09/07/1996 03:06Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Geocities_Neighbor08/07/1999 23:34Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Gladiator_Proximo11/08/2010 09:54Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/24/2002 02:21Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/23/1999 00:36What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Ring_Member_9806/11/1995 16:13Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Slashdot_Effect01/02/2015 23:18We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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