Why were we planning to bomb Iraq (again)? Because it’s a 90s tradition—like Flannel shirts and Boy Bands, but with more Tomahawks.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
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36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
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35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
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31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
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Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
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Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
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Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
The power of three... laughs!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.