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2015 Classic: The “Deez Nuts” Candidate

 Why was the political talk so juvenile? Because a 15-year-old from Iowa ran for president under a meme name and actually got 9% of the vote in some polls.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
 Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
 Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
 Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
 Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
 Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User07/12/2006 23:44I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Vaporwave_Original01/13/2006 09:21Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Doom_Marines08/01/1996 12:07Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@CRT_Degauss07/05/2013 02:41BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@CatDog_Alone11/04/2002 22:03One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Double_Rainbow_G10/16/2002 14:04What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Nyan_Cat_Space05/29/2008 15:37Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Philosoraptor_X03/10/2012 06:17If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/10/2013 12:58I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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