Why were the vampires afraid of IBM? Because the computer finally beat Kasparov, and the monsters realized they were next on the list for digital replacement.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!