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1996 Classic: The Damon Hill Title

 Why did the son of legend Graham Hill finally stop smiling? Because he finally won the F1 World Championship and proved that having a famous name is great, but having a fast car is better.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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