Why were we talking about it in 2000? To give people something to worry about now that the Y2K bug was officially dead.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
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2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
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2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
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Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
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In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
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In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
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2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
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2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
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Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
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