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2016 Archive: The Cubs’ Rain Delay

Why was a little bit of water so important? Because in the middle of Game 7, a 17-minute rain delay allowed Jason Heyward to give a speech that restarted a century of hope and finished the job.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tech_Support_Guy03/02/2012 07:28Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/04/1995 22:40Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Rocket_Power_9901/16/2007 20:27We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Transformers_OP03/29/2004 05:54Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Brennan_Huff_X05/30/2007 09:58I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@One_Does_Not_S07/30/2006 00:44One does not simply read one joke.

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