The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing a progress bar instead of a physical wooden box.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Super green! Hilarious!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!