The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!