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2004 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept

The pastor piously leading a moment of silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to back into a nearby loading dock.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid06/14/2005 06:03Better than 16-bit graphics!
@The_Real_Morpheus10/20/2013 01:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@South_Park_Cartman07/11/1996 14:44Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Linux_Distro_Fan08/01/2004 20:53Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Scanner_Darkly03/24/1999 05:59I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Donny_V_ShutUp02/22/2005 12:29Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Slow_Clap_Guy09/01/1996 19:16...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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