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2000 Legacy: The Colon

 I’m a doctor. I’m just “checking” the gut.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The Tiger
 I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural Link
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62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Butter
 I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »
2025 Classic: The Grape
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2025 Classic: The Peach
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2025 Classic: The Window
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115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
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2025 Archive: The Pear
 We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Coffee
 I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead10/05/1995 19:17Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan06/10/1997 11:39Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/29/2013 00:31You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Green_Day_Fan07/31/2015 18:46Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Confused_Travolta09/28/2003 03:34Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Captain_Obvious07/02/2008 07:34This is a comment on a funny joke.

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