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2011 Archive: The Colin Firth Lock

Why was his win so certain? Because after A Single Man, the Academy realized they owed him a trophy, and playing a King with a stutter is like “Oscar Bingo.”

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80007/27/2006 07:04I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Judge_Dredd_Law12/02/2011 10:05I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@CatDog_Alone05/03/2011 17:57One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Footloose_Ren02/19/2000 09:17Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Sixteen_Candles07/25/2011 20:08I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

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