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2003 Archive: The “Coalition” Flags

Why were there so many? To make sure that even if a country sent three guys and a toaster, they still got their flag on the backdrop.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz10/26/1997 19:14To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Toy_Story_Woody10/06/2014 17:41There is a joke in my boot!
@BitTorrent_0103/27/2012 14:59Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Snatch_Mickey11/17/2005 01:51Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Breakfast_Club_B01/06/2001 23:17Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog12/05/2000 19:27Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Under_Const_Gif06/24/2001 22:42This site is never finished... with humor!
@Netscape_Now_B05/31/1996 22:09I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@PopUp_Blocker_X07/30/2013 15:57I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Leet_Speaker_7706/03/2005 20:217h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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