The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud” instead of staying on her desktop screen.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Waddle on over and read this!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.