I’m “storing” my life in the clouds.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!