1997 Classic: The Clock

I’m a watchmaker. I’m just killing time.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky09/06/2002 08:33I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Sion_Partier11/21/2008 15:18The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Project_Mayhem10/21/2014 21:44Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Steve-O_Wild03/16/2014 19:46Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Netscape_Now_B10/28/2006 15:51I clicked the button and it brought me here!