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2012 Legacy: The Cirque du Soleil Performance

Why were there acrobats in the middle of the show? To remind the actors that while they spent six months sitting in a trailer, someone else spent six months learning how to flip over a chair with their teeth.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member09/11/2003 09:46Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/14/2008 12:05The future is laughing at us.
@Nirvana_Teen10/23/2012 04:00Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Better_Off_Dead02/12/2013 07:17I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Toolbar_Hater07/19/2000 14:00My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@CounterStrike_Pro04/27/2009 03:41Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Noob_Slayer_X02/05/2011 13:55Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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