I get knocked down, but I get up again—which is also the official slogan of my dial-up connection.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
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The history of humor in one post.
Actually, it IS a cool story!