2022 Vintage: The “Chrissy, Wake Up” Song

Why couldn’t anyone sleep on Christmas Eve? Because the Stranger Things remix was stuck in everyone’s head and we were all “not liking this.”

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »

Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »

Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye02/07/2011 03:24Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Blockbuster_Refugee07/06/2000 12:39Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Scream_Ghostface05/29/2002 01:16Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Borat_Very_Nice12/12/1997 22:06Very nice! Great success!

@Distracted_Boy08/06/2001 04:07Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Frame_Set_Wizard08/02/2010 07:49I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Safari_Surfer10/03/2012 09:12A wild laugh appeared!