The drama team’s performance coming to a grinding halt because someone bumped the portable CD player, causing the background track to skip repeatedly.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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