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1995 Vintage: The Casino Length

Why the complaints? For a Scorsese movie so long that you could actually see the actors getting older in real time.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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