I’m “expensive” but worth it.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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