2020 Classic: The Carrot

I’m “rooting” for the scientists.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken03/28/2002 03:03Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Blade_Runner_201911/09/2010 10:44All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/17/2009 08:31Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@DragonBall_Z_G12/08/1997 21:21His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/19/2002 12:03One billion... laughs!

@Tagged_Network11/28/2014 10:08You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Podcast_Listener08/23/2008 11:25I’ll mention this in my next episode!