2018 Classic: The Carrot

I’m “rooting” for my squad.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@SpiderMan_Peter12/10/2010 08:58My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Pretty_In_Pink11/01/2013 01:52Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Toolbar_Hater09/05/1997 07:23My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Trogdor_Burn10/29/2005 20:47Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Smosh_Old_School05/22/2012 23:04Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Browser_War_V07/19/2013 00:23Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Android_Bot_9912/03/1999 14:06Beep boop. Humor recognized.