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2016 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready02/17/2002 07:52If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Flash_Animator12/22/2008 08:58I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/25/2010 05:14I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Space_Jam_Lola07/11/2012 03:44Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Scumbag_Steve_X01/04/2006 03:47Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Salt_Bae_Original12/14/2015 11:43Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Search_Scout_9904/15/2005 12:35Scouting the web for gems like this.

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