2021 Classic: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Bitcoin just went to the moon!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

@BBS_Sysop12/07/1998 05:57Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Myspace_First_Friend10/30/2002 18:41I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Requiem_Dreamer01/07/2010 02:56That was intense... and funny!

@Brazil_Terry_G01/10/2001 10:48Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Illidan_Blind12/25/1998 10:28I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Maplestory_Kid01/01/2006 19:59@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!