1995 Vintage: The Calendar

I’m worried about the calendar. Its days are numbered.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/07/1997 06:34Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Simpson_Quotes03/19/2010 16:37D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Beavis_Butthead03/09/2003 10:38Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Napster_User_9908/20/2003 01:38Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Linkin_Park_Fan02/01/2008 10:44In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Celebrity_DM06/25/2009 20:34Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Sixteen_Candles03/23/1998 05:04I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Party_On_Garth03/17/2014 22:30I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/02/2015 12:00My mind is blown by how funny this is.