Why was Dianne Wiest so happy? Because she “didn’t say a word” (except the ones that won her the Oscar).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.