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1995 Archive: The “Bridge to the Future”

Why was it built in ’95? Because the President realized that “Living in the Present” involved too many subpoenas.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/25/2009 23:47Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Judge_Dredd_Law06/02/2002 22:05I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Dodgeball_Pat07/06/2008 01:58If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Woman_Yelling_C10/18/2012 14:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@GG_WP_9812/21/2011 01:00Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Fred_Channel_0610/03/2015 18:50HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@LonelyGirl15_F04/22/2008 06:08Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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