Why did Blonde win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only movie that managed to be more exploitative than the tabloids it tried to criticize, all while lasting longer than most Hollywood careers.
Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Heh heh heh. Good one.