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1999 Vintage: The Blair Witch Profit

Why were Hollywood executives crying? Because three students with a $60,000 camcorder and a pile of sticks made more money than most studios made with a fleet of private jets and a cast of Oscar winners.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover12/04/1996 01:59Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Futurama_Bender05/27/1998 12:04Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@American_Psycho_P11/04/2008 08:26I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@ODP_Editor_9906/12/2002 13:44Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Flickr_User_0404/06/1995 14:33A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@CounterStrike_Pro01/06/2002 01:00Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Android_Bot_9903/15/1996 02:56Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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