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1996 Archive: The Bird

 I’m a pilot. I’m just soaring.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Java_Script_Kid03/18/2015 20:18Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Msdos_Commander12/31/1999 20:30C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@ICQ_Flower06/01/2009 11:41The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Terminator_2_Fan07/25/2001 17:20Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance08/06/1999 19:04Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Butthead_Uhhh10/04/1998 19:56Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Courage_Dog09/16/2014 12:58The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Pretty_In_Pink02/20/2012 16:24Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Construction_Dig01/10/2007 02:08Still digging for more humor!
@LonelyGirl15_F09/15/2001 10:24Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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