2014 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Exit from Afghanistan

Why were we scanning the local police? To make sure the guy we gave a rifle to today isn’t the same guy who tried to take it back yesterday.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »

Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »

Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »

In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »

Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »

In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »

Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »

@T9_Texter10/14/1998 13:254-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Nsync_Justin02/24/2004 23:46Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/20/2012 19:58He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Jackass_Johnny05/22/1997 07:56Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Goonies_Never_D08/13/2011 02:31Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Ermahgerd_Girl07/15/2005 00:05ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@No_Way_Jose10/07/2015 06:59No way! That’s too much!