Why was Titanic a lock? Because it’s the only movie where the “Special Effect” was actually just thousands of gallons of freezing water and a lot of screaming.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
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41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
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2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
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2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Oops, I laughed again!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!