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2012 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race

Why did Jessica Chastain lose to her co-star? Because Octavia Spencer had the “Minnie’s Chocolate Pie” advantage, and you never bet against the pie.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blade_Runner_201908/27/2015 09:29All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Total_Recall_Fan01/28/2013 07:56Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Grunge_Lord_9405/21/1997 05:11I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Butthead_Uhhh10/17/2004 02:54Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Goldmember_I_L02/22/2006 20:55I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Bebo_Lover_0512/03/1999 16:04Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Flash_Game_Dev04/26/2014 16:42I should make a game about this joke.

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