Why did U-571 win? Because the sound of a submarine creaking is the only thing that can wake up a tired Oscar voter at 11 PM.
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
In 2002, the 74th Academy Awards moved into their permanent home ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition
In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!