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2009 Classic: The Best Original Song Performance

Why was it a medley? Because the Academy realized that if they didn’t speed it up, the show would end in 2010.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior01/25/2003 04:25I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Independence_Day10/20/2014 19:24Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@ICQ_Classic05/19/1995 05:29That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Pizza_Pizza_9902/03/2004 20:08Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@USB_Pioneer01/15/2006 14:53Plug and Play laughter!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran06/29/1999 11:23Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Club_Penguin_Kid08/31/1996 06:35Waddle on over and read this!
@Noob_Slayer_X11/03/2012 19:12Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Mind_Blown_Gif02/20/2015 16:54*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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