Why did The Long Goodbye win? Because Riz Ahmed proved that you can win an Oscar for a short film that feels more like a punch to the gut.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
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44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
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In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
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2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
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2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
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2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
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In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
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2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
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You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Top tier web animation humor!