Why did Topsy-Turvy win? Because the Academy loves a corset, but they love a 19th-century Japanese-inspired corset even more.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Shut up and take my laughter!