Why did Argo win? For turning a fake movie production into a real escape mission, which is basically what every Hollywood producer does every Monday.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.